if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what’s time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(Source: thougtofyou, via myhead-is-a-mess)
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- Me: Exercise
- Me: Exercis
- Me: Exerci
- Me: Exerc
- Me: Exer
- Me: Exe
- Me: Ex
- Me: Extra fries
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heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close
(Source: snoipahscoot, via piictures-of-you)
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
(Source: skoothsmin, via kitty-cait)
- How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
- How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
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